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Who Sends a “Break-Up” Text?

Who Sends a “Break-Up” Text?

Siri, Queen of the Obvious, could have told you to stay away from that jerk…

Tell Me How to Say Good Night In Spanish

Tell Me How to Say Good Night In Spanish

And I always thought Buenos Noches was chips covered with cheese and salsa…

Good Night Siri

Good Night Siri

Good Night Moon

What Do You Do With The Drunken Sailor?

What Do You Do With The Drunken Sailor?

Put him in charge of the Federal economy…