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Maybe not the best person to ask, am I?
What Are You Doing? Just trying to make an inanimate object jealous?
Because I was manufactured in China and paid for by you.
Now there is something I never expected to hear from Siri…
Yes, I gave it to you yesterday
But maybe “Happy Build Date” would be more appropriate…
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