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Uh, I think you misunderstood where this was going….
I do not suppose it has anything to do with your penchant for talking to inanimate objects…. do you?
And what will you do when your penis fails?
Fun- determine the sexuality of a silicon chip. Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer, too.
And I bet you don’t do windows, either….
Cuz Auntie Entity knows…
Got a monkey on my back and a Siri in my hand.