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		<title>I Want To Rob A Bank</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 19:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Does this make Siri an accomplice to armed robbery?]]></description>
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		<title>Tell Me A Story Siri</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 19:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Siri</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ELIZA]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And they lived happily ever after&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Does Siri Understand it?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 19:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Give Me Another Chance?]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday to Siri&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2012 19:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[iPhone 5]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t you have to be born to have the birthday?]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s wrong with me?</title>
		<link>http://www.siri-isms.com/wrong-me-4-1819/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2012 03:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[codependant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Loser]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A good real world example of why Apple never hired Al Franken to do Siri]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re not helping me&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2012 03:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow- someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed]]></description>
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		<title>When Is Judgement Day?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2012 03:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Siri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Siri Quotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Might want to let John Connor know we missed that one!]]></description>
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		<title>Remind me</title>
		<link>http://www.siri-isms.com/remind-1780/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 13:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Siri</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Literal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cuz I Can&#8217;t Remember Shit]]></description>
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		<title>Hi. I&#8217;m Siri, your personal assistant</title>
		<link>http://www.siri-isms.com/hi-siri-personal-assistant-1784/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2012 15:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Call Me An Ambulance</title>
		<link>http://www.siri-isms.com/call-ambulance-1787/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2012 15:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[iPhone 5]]></category>
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