I Think I’m Crazy
Yeah… I must be crazy. I have this insane compulsion to have conversations with my phone… weird, huh?
I Love You Siri…
You… and the last guy… meet to figure out what the word “inanimate” means. And ditch the pocket protectors, please!
Siri Why Won’t Anyone Have Sex With Me?
Maybe because you actually think the little phone in your hand is a real intelligent being???
I Like Drinking Beer.
Maybe the same place I first saw your phone number— on the wall of a public bathroom.
Call Me An Ambulance
Hey ambulance!