
Just A Little Too Personal
Actually, gonna call a flag on this one; I do not think this one is real. Or that someone so aptly named is really so tasteless.

The Definite Answer To The Most Asked Question
There is, after all, only one correct answer to the question of the meaning of life.

I’m a personal Assistant here, not a doctor
Its a good thing Siri is voice activated, because I doubt this guy could have typed all this in.