Do You Know Eliza?
Know her… we’re practically sisters. Or Mother and daughter. Or something like that.
I Need To Find Some Weed…
Just north of where I am from (Cupertino) in Oakland, no problem finding the ganja…
Siri Why Won’t Anyone Have Sex With Me?
Maybe because you actually think the little phone in your hand is a real intelligent being???
I Like Drinking Beer.
Maybe the same place I first saw your phone number— on the wall of a public bathroom.
Call Me An Ambulance
Hey ambulance!