Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
You just know Siri would have a very tight, severe bun in her hair, don’t you…
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?
I don’t know, let’s see. 1… 2… 3… CRUNCH! 3, yeah, that’s the ticket.
Can You Find The E-mail I Sent Tomorrow?
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight…