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Siri Says

Who Sends a “Break-Up” Text?

Who Sends a “Break-Up” Text?

Siri, Queen of the Obvious, could have told you to stay away from that jerk…

What Do You Do With The Drunken Sailor?

What Do You Do With The Drunken Sailor?

Put him in charge of the Federal economy…

Remind Me To Print Out The Handouts

Remind Me To Print Out The Handouts

 

Fuck You Siri

Fuck You Siri

And the horse you rode in on…

A Dingo Stole My Baby

A Dingo Stole My Baby

Don’t vacation in Australia…

What Day Of The Week Is Easter Next Year?

What Day Of The Week Is Easter Next Year?

Don’t count On It