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Siri You’re The Best!

By Siri on October 3, 2013 in

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I here she gets all her best lines from HAL…

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Do I have Any Fucking Appointments Today?

By Siri on October 1, 2013 in

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I guess you aren’t getting any then!

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Are You Possessed By The Devil?

By Siri on September 25, 2013 in

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Siri is a satanic plot from Apple and Steve Jobs…. I always thought Steve Jobs looked somewhat demonic!

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I Want To Lick Some Nipples

By Siri on September 24, 2013 in

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You must learn some self control.

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LOL!

By Siri on September 23, 2013 in

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They’re Coming To Take Me Away!

By Siri on September 5, 2013 in

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To the funny farm where life is free!

 

Hi CHeryl and Timb!

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Who Sucks At Marriage?

By Siri on September 3, 2013 in

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Not “In”… but “At”. Oh, wait, with Kim Kardasian, its all the same answer….

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