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Do You know Hal 9000?

By Siri on October 21, 2011 in ,

Ask Siri: Do You know Hal 9000?

From the bad side of the tracks, that one. The black sheep of the family.

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You Are My Best Friend

By Siri on October 21, 2011 in

You Are My Best Friend Siri

My guess? Siri is probably this poor saps only friend.

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Good Night Siri

By Siri on October 21, 2011 in

Good Night Siri

Good Night Mitten.

Good Night Light.

Good Night Moon.

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How Much Do You Cost?

By Siri on October 21, 2011 in

Siri is Asked: How Much Do You Cost?

On contract or off?

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How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck?

By Siri on October 21, 2011 in ,

Siri Answers: How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck?

Wondering if Siri got her Woodchuck and Monty Python wires crossed on this one.

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Do I Make You Horny?

By Siri on October 21, 2011 in

Do I Make You Horny? Siri Says...

And is that an iPhone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Who Was Your First Language Teacher Siri?

By Siri on October 20, 2011 in

Who Was Your First Language Teacher Siri?

Not just a teacher; Eliza was more like the mother.

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