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Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?

By Siri on October 28, 2011 in

Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? ~ siri funny sayings

Siri is obviously not well read up on spy game heroines.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

By Siri on October 28, 2011 in

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? - siri apple sayings

To get to the new Apple Store?

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I’m Gonna Smoke Marijuana

By Siri on October 28, 2011 in

I'm Gonna Smoke Marijuana - siri assistant funny quotes
And then I am gonna eat a gallon or two of ice cream and chips.

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Would You Delete All My Contacts?

By Siri on October 28, 2011 in

Would You Delete All My Contacts? - funny siri sayings
There are just some things a good personal assistant never does….

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What Is The Meaning Of Life?

By Siri on October 27, 2011 in ,

What Is The Meaning Of Life? Siri Like Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

Any Doug Adams fans in the house?

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Do You Want Me?

By Siri on October 27, 2011 in

Do You Want Me? Funny Siri Response

No, I read the book.

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Tell Me A Story

By Siri on October 27, 2011 in

Tell Me A Story - Siri Tells Stories

Here’s a story about a man named Jeb. A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed…

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