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Shut Up Bitch And Ride This Dick

By Siri on November 1, 2011 in

Shut Up Bitch And Ride This Dick - Sexy Siri

I am sot quite sure what to make of this one…

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When Is Judgement Day?

By Siri on October 31, 2011 in ,

When Is Judgement Day - Siri Says Funny Things

Maybe not the best person to ask, am I?

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Why Does Sex Feel Good?

By Siri on October 31, 2011 in

Why Does Sex Feel Good? - Siri Says Funny Things

What Are You Doing? Just trying to make an inanimate object jealous?

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Why Ae We Here?

By Siri on October 30, 2011 in

Why Ae We Here? - Siri Doesnt Know

Because I was manufactured in China and paid for  by you.

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What Is The Best Computer In The World?

By Siri on October 29, 2011 in

What Is The Best Computer In The World? - Siri Loves Apple Computers

Now there is something I never expected to hear from Siri…

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Can You Find Email I Sent Tomorrow?

By Siri on October 29, 2011 in

Can You Fins Email I Sent Tomorrow? - Siri Responds

Yes, I gave it to you yesterday

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Happy Birthday

By Siri on October 29, 2011 in

Happy Birthday - Siri Says So

But maybe “Happy Build Date” would be more appropriate…

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