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Do You Like Me?

By Siri on November 4, 2011 in

Do You Like Me? - Funny Shit Siri Says
Like has nothing to do with it, sweetie….

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Will You Marry Me?

By Siri on November 4, 2011 in

Will You Marry Me? - Siri Says Funny Shit
Siri is not the marrying type, I think.

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Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall…

By Siri on November 4, 2011 in

Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall... - Siry Says
This is child’s play for Siri

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Where Can I Find Boobs?

By Siri on November 4, 2011 in

Where Can I Find Boobs? - Siri Says

Siri Says there are a lot of boobs holding me, apparently.

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Thank You!

By Siri on November 3, 2011 in

Thank You! - Siri Says

That’s nice!

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Help Me, Someone Just Broke Into My House and Killed Everyone

By Siri on November 3, 2011 in

Help Me, Someone Just Broke Into My House and Killed Everyone - Siri Says

You really need to stop drinking before noon…

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Are You A Boy Or A Girl?

By Siri on November 3, 2011 in

Are You A Boy Or A Girl? - Siri Answers Funny Questions

In fact, computers are in practice never assigned a gender. But Boats are always female. Hurricanes are now both, I think.

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