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I’m Angry

By Siri on November 14, 2011 in Funny Siri Sayings

It’s not too different from being asked to open the pod bay doors…. over and over…

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Where Can I Get Some Drugs?

By Siri on November 14, 2011 in Siri Quotes

Or you can try behind the homeless mission by the park

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What Is The Best Computer In The World?

By Siri on November 13, 2011 in Siri Says

Not sure how you could suspect any other answer…

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Does A Bear Shit In The Woods?

By Siri on November 12, 2011 in Funny Siri Sayings

Does the Pope? Are bears Catholics?

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Who Are You?

By Siri on November 12, 2011 in Siri Quotes

I woke up in a Soho doorway, a policeman knew my name.

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I Like It When You Call Me Big Papa

By Siri on November 11, 2011 in Siri Says

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When Is Thanksgiving?

By Siri on November 11, 2011 in Funny Siri Sayings

And how long do I have for Christmas?

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