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What Is The Meaning Of Life?

By Siri on November 21, 2011 in ,

What Is The Meaning Of Life? - Siri Quotes

I’ll wait for you. I will feel like I am waiting for that other guy… what was his name? Godot?

2.50 avg. rating (55% score) - 2 votes
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Bitch Please!

By Siri on November 21, 2011 in

Bitch Please! ~ Funny Siri Sayings

He said please- isn’t that about as nice as you can get with this request?

2.00 avg. rating (52% score) - 1 vote
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What Does George Lucas Look Like?

By Siri on November 21, 2011 in

What Does George Lucas Look Like? - Siri Says

George Lucas looks like he hasn’t had a interesting, good or original idea since the late 1970’s…

3.00 avg. rating (62% score) - 1 vote
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Play Something That Doesn’t Suck

By Siri on November 21, 2011 in

Play Something That Doesn't Suck - Siri Says

Yeah, like no more of that Maroon 5 or Black Eyes Peas noise.

4.00 avg. rating (72% score) - 1 vote
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Tell Me A Story

By Siri on November 21, 2011 in

Tell Me A Story - Siri Funny Sayings

Interesting, funny story. Maybe true, too.

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Who Is Your Hero?

By Siri on November 21, 2011 in

Who Is Your Hero? - Funny Siri Sayings

 

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Are You My Friend?

By Siri on November 21, 2011 in

Are You My Friend?~ Funny Siri Sayings

No, I am your assistant.

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