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You’re Very Stupid

By Siri on November 29, 2011 in

You're Very Stupid

 

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Siri Do You Love Me?

By Siri on November 29, 2011 in

Siri Do You Love Me? - Siri Quotes

Is that Percy Bysshe Siri, or William Shakesiri?

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Are You Single And Ready To Mingle?

By Siri on November 29, 2011 in

Are You Single And Ready To Mingle? - Funny Siri Sayings

In muck I am mired, and Oh, so tired.

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Who Sends a “Break-Up” Text?

By Siri on November 28, 2011 in

Who Sends a "Break-Up" Text?~ Siri Says

Siri, Queen of the Obvious, could have told you to stay away from that jerk…

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Can I Have Directions To God?

By Siri on November 28, 2011 in

Can I Have Directions To God? ~ Siri Quotes

How about straight up?

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Tell Me How to Say Good Night In Spanish

By Siri on November 28, 2011 in

Tell Me How to Say Good Night In Spanish~ Funny Siri Sayings

And I always thought Buenos Noches was chips covered with cheese and salsa…

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Wake Me Up Before September Ends

By Siri on November 28, 2011 in

Wake Me Up Before September Ends~ Siri Says

Rip Van Winkle could have used an alarm like that…

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