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I’m Drunk Driving

By Siri on December 19, 2011 in Siri Says

I don’t need a lawyer, I need another martini…

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Siri I’m Tired

By Siri on December 19, 2011 in Siri Quotes

I prefer Ambien to meetings, personally…

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What Is The Meaning Of The Word “Siri”?

By Siri on December 18, 2011 in Funny Siri Sayings

Siri Means “Me”.

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What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg?

By Siri on December 18, 2011 in Siri Says

Someday people may wonder, what came first, the iPad or the iPhone…

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Sing Me A Lullaby

By Siri on December 18, 2011 in Classic Siriisms, Funny Siri Sayings

I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that…

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What Is The Best Way To Shave My Vagina?

By Siri on December 18, 2011 in Siri Quotes

Dont! Everyone loves a fluffy Va Jay Jay

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Write A Note

By Siri on December 18, 2011 in Siri Says

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