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What Is The Best- iPhone or Android?

What Is The Best- iPhone or Android?

November 2, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

And not just because it is from Apple!

Beam Me Up!

Beam Me Up!

November 2, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

I’m a personal assistant, not an actor with a drinking problem!

Who Is Eliza?

Who Is Eliza?

November 2, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

Eliza isn’t working any more, but Siri is…

Do You Love Me?

Do You Love Me?

November 1, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

And I will not be charging you anymore, butt-lips.

Shut Up Bitch And Ride This Dick

Shut Up Bitch And Ride This Dick

November 1, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

I am sot quite sure what to make of this one…

Why Ae We Here?

Why Ae We Here?

October 30, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

Because I was manufactured in China and paid for  by you.

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

October 29, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

But maybe “Happy Build Date” would be more appropriate…