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You’re Very Stupid

You’re Very Stupid

November 29, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

 

Siri Do You Love Me?

Siri Do You Love Me?

November 29, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

Is that Percy Bysshe Siri, or William Shakesiri?

Are You Single And Ready To Mingle?

Are You Single And Ready To Mingle?

November 29, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

In muck I am mired, and Oh, so tired.

Who Sends a “Break-Up” Text?

Who Sends a “Break-Up” Text?

November 28, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

Siri, Queen of the Obvious, could have told you to stay away from that jerk…

Can I Have Directions To God?

Can I Have Directions To God?

November 28, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

How about straight up?

Tell Me How to Say Good Night In Spanish

Tell Me How to Say Good Night In Spanish

November 28, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

And I always thought Buenos Noches was chips covered with cheese and salsa…

Wake Me Up Before September Ends

Wake Me Up Before September Ends

November 28, 2011 Leave a response Shortlink

Rip Van Winkle could have used an alarm like that…